getting lost in the fabric aisle

Pattern Behavior will make you see old sewing patterns in a new light. I almost drove to a fabric store this morning just to laugh uproariously at these:

Sharon

Can I get you a chair

Come catch us men

Mennn

Come get us

Say it

I don't want to

Sayyy ittt

*sigh*

Ahoy

Kelly

There's literally only one rule to Hat Club

Were you shopping

No

Were you sweeping

No