muchly much too hot.

This is no fun. I'm being teased by sunny skies and a slight breeze...from inside it looks like an idyllic summer day to go try to get a tan. Then I venture outside and...oof. The heat almost knocks the wind out of me, sucks all of my energy, and turns me into an exhausted, sweaty mess within 15 minutes. No good.

This would be perfect:



But this would be sufficient:



Alas and alack - I have neither, and must hide my pale self in air conditioned places to look at the sun from a safe distance.