Monday, July 18, 2011

have you heard?

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are getting married...on August 20th.

I'm so relieved. At least they should draw some of the paparazzi away....I mean, come on. They'll have miniature ponies covered in glitter, and a REALLY significant height difference that should make watching them kiss intriguing. [Oh yeah...and they're famous.]:



[I can't be the only one who wants to see him actually on the pony, right? I mean, look at him!]

I'm feeling very safe now. Thanks guys!

2 comments :

  1. your lead in reminded me of a song my mom taught us when we were little and was always one of our favorites to sing with her!

    "Have you heard?
    The coast of Maine just got caught in a hurricane?
    Well did you evah?
    What a swell party this is!
    Have you heard that poor dear
    Blanche got run down by an avalanche?
    Well, did you evah?
    What a swell party this is!
    What daiquiris!
    What sherry, please!
    What burgundy!
    What pommery!
    Have you heard?
    Professor Munch ate his wife and divorced his lunch?
    Well, did you evah?
    What a swell party this is!
    Missus Smith in her new
    Hup crossed the bridge when the bridge was up,
    Well, did you evah?
    What a swell part this is!
    What brandy, wow!
    What whiskey, here's how!
    What gin and what beer,
    will you sober up, dear?"

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  2. yessum. cole porter (one of my all time favorite composers :)

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